Because I'm gonna be talking about something not everyone's really keen to talk about. It is after all a very sensitive issue considering how most of us who I know actually visits my blog are brought up with the whole Eastern culture which always refrains us from doing "bad stuff" for "our own good" y'know.
Like you can't wear black during CNY 'cause it's a stupid taboo. So what about wearing black? Misfortune? pfft. Premarital sex, hey, now that's an interesting topic. But y'know, actually only really stupid people will not know what the withdrawal method is. I'm sure Science teachers all over have gone over the topic of reproductive systems and unravelled that sneak peak that's not actually written in the textbooks. Why don't they put withdrawal in text books? Because it's so easy to do and cheap (well, no experience for me. Oh SORRY, go ask a pro on how it's done if you're curious lol), you could even save money from buying condoms! That's what.
But that's not my topic. It's somewhat related, but it's a different thing.
Alright. I'm sure all of you have heard about the word masturbade.
The definition is Urban Dictionary according to
Ok, that's something new. I've always thought that it was a verb...
So there's actually masturbate as well. Difference is -ade is a noun and -ate is a verb so catch the drift?Ok LOLZ, some of these definitions are so ridiculous but because their funny, I'll just include them anyways. XD
Guess what, it helps to maintain world population by killing old people who overexcite themselves. Lolwin.
O yeah, it's a +1 in maintaining loyal relationships orz. Not to forget, it's something we do when we've nothing to do? Ok... so as I blog now, I'm indirectly 'cause I've nothing else better to do? Ok, that sounds off. ._.
Best part is it doesn't STD, holy crap, so it's actually good/not good to masturbate 'cause it decreases birth rate and decreases possible rape activities whilst not killing unless if you're at that age where you'd be heart-stricken with stroke if you're not careful. *applause*
Ok, now the fun parts all over. I agree with definition no.5, especially the part saying everyone does it though most people don't like to admit it.
I'll be very open now. I've done it before. Have you? It's just a part of human nature. Who doesn't? Unless if you're like really very angelic lol. If you are, I give you Godly credits for that since I'm a hardcore practitioner of abstinence.
Yes, i've done it. But I abstain from doing it. Why? God knows why. Probably just because I feel it's wrong. Why do I feel it's wrong then? Is it because of the cultural taboos I've been brought up with? Well.. not like my family ever mentions it in the house anyways. And I've yet to attempt asking them about it, which is kinda peculiar 'cause I'm having a super open discussion here about my own privacy and the whole world is about to know about it if they stumble upon my blog... XP
If I were to count... it's just too many times. I don't even remember. There are days when I even do it more than once. But honestly, I don't feel good doing it at all. Everytime after masturbating, I feel depressed, disappointed, and sad. How come? Isn't one supposed to feel sexual pleasure and like really have fun with alone time aka syok sendiri by getting all high and excited?
Hm.. I don't. And everytime I do, I feel guilty. So I abstain. Best record track is 1 month of complete absolute abstinence. And that was sometime last year. Now.. I'm still counting. It's been almost 17 days I think.
Why did I decide to talk about this anyways?
Because I think... there might be others out there who face the same situation as I do.
At least if I blog it here, they won't be so embarrassed and dumbfounded by their own sexual activities. I'm being open here, so don't hesitate to leave a comment! assholes -.-
And yes, this has certainly a part to do with my honesty policy.
But to be honest, it was triggered by a certain friend's openness. And I kinda respect one of my friends from America who actually talked to me about sex and all as though it was some class lecture about human anatomy. He really just didn't mind sharing even the people he's had sex with to me just because I asked who he dated and stuff. No, I won't tell you who he is XP. That's his privacy. But Western and Eastern cultures have very vast differences so that's probably the largest most main cause of why we are the way we are and the same case for them. So my point is, if people like
him them are already in such deep shit with their sexual lives, just exactly how how deep is our shit?
Masturbating is just a small chapter of this whole hump of crap. God knows why people daren't speak about it. Well, I also daren't before but I am now am I not? It's been around since like the beginning of cavemen, yeah, I didn't say mankind yet people ignorantly treat it as some void material and keep it to themselves. When asked about it, they pretend to know nothing of it whereas during those private times, their the ones practicing them all high and mightily unbeknown to all his/her peers.
In my opinion, the nature of the world is this : if you have a problem with something, you solve it. I have a problem with masturbation, so I'm attempting to solve it. I may not know exactly how or I most probably won't be able to stop it completely anyways, but, at least i'm still trying.
Some of you are probably wondering if my gf knows about this if it just so happened to cross your mind
Hey C! Sorry to disappoint you but I masturbate! I'm not really all that clean as you think I am... Well... I'm taking that almost all the other dudes in the world are no differents. How about you?disregard that lol
Ok, now I'll be attempting to related masturbation with the topic of virginity. Yes. Well, my mom did tell me once after the news like broadcasted this hooked dicktrap to be placed in a female's vagina so that it'd somehow cripple rapists dicks which is kinda kewl actually that for as long as you stuck something into you vagina if you're a gal of course... then technically, it'd make that whatever mucus inside or so scientifically known as the hymen there to burst, therefore making you a non-virgin after you do whatever with your vagina.
Uh before that, do virgins exists between men? YES. Lolz, virgins aren't just girls. And technically speaking, almost the whole world views virgins as girls. God knows why everyone's so sexist to say that if you're a virgin, you've gotta be a girl! Pfft.. Gender bias.
But considering how controversial masturbading already is, it's really quite hard to tell if a man's a virgin. I don't even know that I am. 0.0 The general understanding of virginity is that for as long as you haven't had any sexual intercourse with anyone of your sexual counterparts, you're pretty much a virgin.
For gals, fortunately for them it's much easier to diagnose their virgin complex. It's so unfair that gals have like gynecologist whereas guyz don't have like.. I donno, penicologists? Well.. gals do suffer more than guys 'cause of their menstrual cycle and menopause threating them. Not to mention they're more prone to breast cancers. For guys.. Uh.. there's almost no way to determine whether you're virgin or not lol sad to say...
Goddamn Blogger's starting to annoy me a whole lot.
1. Why does my page suddenly have a godforsaken scrollbar for left and right?
2. Everytime I type now, it doesn't bloody go down automatically anymore and I've to hit ENTER
3. My FONTS abruptly changes everytime I paste something else from another source onto this page
4. Blogger is retarded!
Whatever that was, back to the topic. Well, as you can see, Definition #7 defines both male and female virgins exists, not just gals. So yeah... don't get that wrong impression.
The part about atomic virgin's pretty awesome dontcha think? Now that it's there, it kinda reminds me of Atomic Kitten. Hmm.. I'm wondering if the wordplay was a ploy of'em employers in the record companies.
Cock-strong huh. Heard of stories about it before. People who abstain kao kao and get si pek jia lad powers because they preserve their sperms or some bullshit. Hm, my dad kinda believes in this kinda stuff though I'm not sure myself if he's really as clean as he so claims ._.
Dalai... I kinda agree with the commentor from the original site lol. Who'd want to get laid with a virgin called Dalai? XD
The Greek Virgin! The sorry guy who sux big time with his same flock but once he gets out and returns, amazing stories suddenly appear. Kinda reminds me of the guy with the certain green jacket. I mean.. got into a relationship after a gal accidentally fell onto him and kissed his lips? He must've been in dreamland or something methinks 'cause if you think of it in a logical possible way and attempt it yourself, the chances for that to really happen is like 1 outta infinity. Well, I'm not even sure if he's telling the truth or not till now. Rumor is he broke up with that gal already. Anyways, that was randumb. ><
Now... LTMSA which stands for Long Term Male Sexual Abstinence. Lolz.. looks like I'm gonna be joining this party soon. Or not, since I have C. But that'd depend on how she reacts after reading this post lol. if she wants to break up with me, tough luck. Honesty has to come first and if that's the price to pay... well, I can't force her anyways...
But who'd have known that this is actually a psychological illness. I wonder if that Greek Virgin from before suffers from it lol. He kinda suffers the same symptoms. Especially the part about pornographic/horny material. Check his ero visual books lolz if you do know who he is...
Well, what intrigues me the most is the first definition up there. It sorta gives an answer to the statement my mom gave me about her theory or virginity. So according to that definition, putting dildos or vibrators in or having your hymen broken from some medical procedure does not take away your virginity. Well.. if you believe in that kinda consensus then congrats and hail all women in the world. Have all the excitement you desire in this world with your vagina 'cause you'll still remain a virgin for as long as you're doing it alone by yourself. Good God...
Yeap.. so don't go around blowjobbing or sodomizing etc.too! Kerana cik adik bukan sebenarnya anak dara lagi kalau cik adik berbuat sedemikian. Cun giler kan?
Well, but then again, it's always up to you to make up what you see in this world.
The world depends on how one sees it anyways. And the truth you see is what you make of it.
So from all these, what truth do you see? It's for you yourself to discern.
To me, well, lets just say innocence is rare these days. And innocence ain't exactly holy anymore. It's more of a sin now. You can't just blame rapists for raping their victims these days. It's like, sometimes you have to also look at why the victims are so prone to be targeted. If people knew about the existence of rapists, wouldn't they be more cautious and equipped with more knowledge to combat such issues? Especially the parents of the victims. Lets not forget the parents of the rapists as well. Just a little thing more to add though, rape by the way has already been in this world far longer than the age of Malaysia itself. So why are there still people who're ignorant about it? If people aren't taking initiative to educate themselves, it's kinda creating padan muka scenarios to those who fall prey dontcha think? But then again, I know I've to understand that some people are just not fortunate enough to have the luxury or priviledge.
But well, that's my opinion.
Marion, my lecturer, once said in her lecture that the more knowledge you have over something, the more power you have to decide whether or not you want to like it or dislike it.
I guess this concludes my blog for today. Hope you learned something from my post ^^
So masturbade, virgin. Whatever man. They're just topics to discuss about. Now, what's so sensitive about them anyways? XD