Hi there Ms. 2D secretary. I've been feeling kinda down lately and I was thinking if I could see you on a daily basis on my screen, I'd feel more motivated to do more works.
Please bear with me as I set you as my current wallpaper. Your presence here is most appreciated.
But please don't get mad if I happen to change you into a better looking artwork. After all, your job is to remind my what I need to do to get past you. Right? Right?